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Wayne LaPierre was a big game hunter. But with his glasses off, two legs sometimes looked fourish, When he shot his Bushmaster Semi- with a grandish flourish. But in this World Series with Derek Jeter the bunter, Who Wayne spotted but look what he did, the cold fish, And what they subsequently did to Wayne's field of vision. His tickets had been real hard to come by. Wayne was lots of things, but never was shy. Was he sad to see Jeter, the Yank's shortstop, die? Yup, 'cause now there's a hole in the infield. Wayne LaPierre was always a big game hunter, But with the score nineteen to zip there was no bunter, So when grounds keepers, the pitcher and umpires Saw Wayne taking aim, they called the game And filled the hole in the infield with Wayne While Little Leaguers attending all drank champagne. What happens when game hunters run out of bunters, Having picked the wrong quarry and the wrong game? Is there some way to be sure the results will be the same? No, they might not want more bums in the infield.
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