A Former "Frat House For Jesus"
How can Christine O'Donnell afford to live in DC?

Will they let her move into their "Frat House for Jesus"?
Are O'Donnell's taboos too extreme for the guys?
Are they aware she's against co-ed living?
When she kicks them out, will it be a surprise?

She's not likely to like their views on "adultery".
Sure it's wrong theoretically, but in DC, OK.
Yet she's going to be angry with repeat offenders.
Betcha Ensign's a goner, if she gets her way.

How many others will be close behind John?
How many Republicans don't say "No" to enough?
For the traveling huckster away from his conscience,
DC's always had more than its share of young stuff.

Man, will they wish that Mike Castle had won,
And McCain hadn't pulled Palin out of the trash.
But lobbyists learning of Christine's finances
Will know whom to tempt. Just make sure it's with cash.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
9/16/10

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       Take Social Conservatism To The Extreme'

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