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Viewers like you will be thanking us, too,
    for bringing you Sellow's advice.
A Lehman alum, she's as bright as they come,
    and one reaon they fell through the ice.

Sellow and Buyhi gave The Street a black eye,
    but now she is here on her own.
So before she begins to atone for her sins,
    put down the remote and please phone.

She will show CEOs all that she knows
    of the dangers of cohabitation –
Which partners are crooks and which cook the books
    thus finessing a hefty donation.

The essential taboos, she saw Lehman misuse,
    put the kibosh on reciprocation
As a means of accessing the Congress's blessing
    and achieving eternal damnation.

Justice Roberts was wrong, as he's been all along.
    CEO's should not be buying earmarks.
And, man, did he grouse, when he learned that The House
    wouldn't honor his pledges to loan sharks.

He is so yesterday she's reluctant to say
    how long she thinks his mind can last.
This surprise from The House she fears could prompt the louse
    to complain he's been Massa harassed.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/12/10

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