"A Merry Christmas Fatwa"

(From Wayne's NRA)

At Christmas how much is Wayne asking you to give
Whether you are old or young and have not long to live?

You may have seen it on TV
Or even read it in the news.
The NRA and Wayne LaP. have got the blues.
Some of you have gone too far,
Or are planning to.

They're addressing this to those of you
Still in the planning stage,
Like those who're still reloading at the bar.

It's too late to turn the page
For those who've gone ahead
And are deceased.
But for all the rest,
Who aren't yet dead,
It's time these suicidal murders ceased!

Consider this an order,
A Wayne fatwa if you must,
Or he'll let the Congress take your gun.
Some have crossed the border-
Line, past what Wayne considers just,
And seem to have been having too much fun.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/22/12 - 12/25/12

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