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A New Whip For Mitch (Masochism for the minority?) Jon Kyl's fallen victim to Barack's Christmas Miracle. Are you surprised Scrooge is taking it hard? Did the prospect of Kyl spending Christmas with Brewer Inspire Immigration to demand his green card? Jon Kyl is such a big disappointment to Mitch. He must be replaced, but who's up to the task? It can't be DeMint or that cute Lindsey Graham. It has to be someone he won't need to Ask. Minority Whip is a sensitive job That certainly shouldn't be left up for grabs, Nor given to someone on whom Mitch is embarrassed To let it be known that he's keeping tabs. Will repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell screw up the Senate If they suddenly know who their sidling up to To make a pass at bipartisanship Within their own party? Who needs to know who is who? Arizona has long been a problem for Mitch With Brewer, McCain and Kyl thorns in his side. Is it the dry, desert cacti environment Or a form of dementia they're unable to hide?
Bob Carlson 12/23/10 To 'The rise of the Petulant Party' To 'Lame Ducks Triumphant' To 'Obama's Christmas Miracle' To 'Reid blasts GOP Sens. DeMint and Kyl as 'sanctimonious' ' To 'Jan Brewer's terribly awkward debate performance' To 'Mitch Just-Say-No' |