A Nuclear And Vindictive Grandpapa
Second thoughts about an angry Old Mac

Would you want your Grandpapa
    to have his finger on the button
    when he's mad at next to nuttin'
    yet still ends up pushing it a bit too far?
Mad because your Grandmama
    let her newest little kitten
    sleep where Gramps is usually sittin' –
    So when he sat… It's not a pretty scar.

But something geezers like Old Mac
    will use to justify attackin'
    cuddly kittens who are lackin'
    rules on where to sleep from Old Mac's reverend.
Why's it disloyal to claw back
    if you're a brand new lodger,
    who's being sat on by a codger
    who at that moment's not protecting his back-end?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/27/08

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