A Piece Of The Action
(With Chinese backing, Walmart can't fail)

How can we voters get in on the action?
Should Kevin McCarthy, Frank Lucas and Cantor
Be told we'll be betting on Congress's troubles
If they make control of derivatives scanter?

Thanks to Scalia even big corporations
Can give till it hurts their own bottom lines
To insure the tenure of the "right" politicians,
Those willing to double as Big Bank concubines.

So if Cantor's crew can deregulate Wall Street,
Walmart could dominate derivative swaps.
With Chinese funding and ex-Wall Street smarts
Goldman and Chase could be mere mom and pops.

No longer would either be too big to fail.
With the Chase DisAdvantage a thing of the past,
And the Bad Boys of Wall Street's big bonuses gone,
Swaps on Cantor and crew could lose value real fast.

Why should we worry? We'll be selling them short,
While watching the weasels beg for more campaign cash.
For no way will we or the Chinese contribute
To more misadventures of Congressional trash.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
12/28/10

To 'Lawmakers seek cash during key votes'
To 'Wall Street Smarts'
To 'How to Derail Financial Reform'
To 'How Walmart Could Succeed in Becoming a Bank'
To 'Politicians For Sale'
To 'Communist Chinese Bankers'
To 'A Secretive Banking Elite Rules Trading in Derivatives'
To 'Other Derivatives'



12/28/10