A Systemic Risk
The U.S. Congress

Who bought your Congressman today?
    Chances are it wasn't you.
How many thousands can you spend
    the way some corporations do?

The way that ReGen Biologics
    did to get knee patch approval,
Resulting in the FDA
    Commissioner's removal?

You think Menendez, Lautenberg,
    et al. aren't swayed by money?
Well, none of them's on record with
    a "Thank you, but no thank you, Honey."

Instead they wrote the FDA
    to say what's in their "heart of hearts",
For as incumbent politicians
    they're dogged patrons of the arts

Of twisting arms and pressuring
    with influential votes
Whomever they cannot persuade
    with dog-doo and misquotes.

They pose a grave systemic risk
    when they accept donations
And will until we make sure that
    their only gifts are Ken'L Rations.

Can't find them in your supermarket?
    Let's hope that no one can.
How much better off we'd be
    if their sole venue was C-SPAN.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/26/09

To 'Politicians for Sale'
To 'The Lobbyist Congress'
To 'F.D.A. Fell to a Push by Lawmakers'