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A VP For Little Mac McCain gets old age assistance in choosing a Vice Presiident Such a profitable game, and a debatable shame to spoil it for pundits so clever. What's the chance he'll agree with their pick for VP this coming November, or whenever? Their choices are moot. Few of us give a hoot if Buchanan's allied with O'Riley. They've been at it so long and so often been wrong that their comments aren't thought of that highly. Instead of narrating their equivocating, we'll present the one logical choice Who'll rarely rebuke Old Mac's gobble-de-gook or his daring to use his own voice. So who is this gem, this crème del la crème? One of Little Mac's Hanoi boy toys? That would be Dwight if you thought transvestite. But no, it's Gypsy Roberta de Boise. This G-string clad beauty, an eightyish cutie, is a relic from Little Mac's past. Even then an old bat at Riviera Kit Kat, his performance was quite a contrast. Does Roberta seem odd for a guy, not a broad? Maybe not if his mom loved his curls. And won't Clinton supporters prefer to take orders from a guy who is one of the girls? Though on second thought, quite possibly not. Gypsy seldom is seen wearing trousers. So although Mac was tipsy, that is why he dug Gypsy along with those Sixth Fleet carousers. Did we mention de Boise is one of those boys who doubles on TV as a pastor Of a sect known for drilling where Bush gets top billing and Exxon can be quartermaster? What more could you want in a brave commandant? He's an icon for both girls and boys. Combine Gen'ral Haig with pant-less Larry Craig – Voilà, Gypsy Roberta de Boise!
Bob Carlson |