Obama's Gulf War –
Advisors From Outer Space
Venus vs. Mars, Neptune and Pluto

What do Republican think of Obama?
Why do some dummies thank their lucky stars?
Something to do with where they say he came from?
No. Obama's from Venus; his advisor's from Mars.

At least one is from Pluto where they don't give a doggone
If their bank regulators are in bed with their bankers.
And one is from Neptune where their fish linger on
Though their oil regulators love skimmers and tankers.

Plutonians! Neptunians! They're spoiling his ratings,
Helping his lame legislation do diddly squat.
You must have seen the complete lack of interest
As he casually mentioned the new rulings we got.

For Tim will continue to baby his bankers
While Ken presides over his driller détente.
Banks will keep charging exorbitant interest
While spillers are spilling wherever they want.

Did we mention the Martians who're running his wars,
Unnecessary as they seem to most?
With advisors like these it is easy to see
Who in two thousand-twelve could be badly burned toast.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/24/10

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