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ALEC Copy Cats (Making big corporations even more profitable) We've heard it remarked that red state laws look alike If Florida signs it, so does South Dakota. The fact that South Florida has many more Cubans Hasn't phased us at ALEC by a Xeroxed iota. One size that fits all has long been our goal. It makes far more efficient use of our time. Miranda in Spanish in South Dakota Never worked until ALEC made non-Spanish a crime. All doctors everywhere must become obstetricians If they are to help birth rates in Hatch's Utah And increase the profits of state financed drug testers Of his unemployed when Hatch passes our law. This is a biggie for privatization. Like our laws to let red states privatize prison. Wall Street's applauding these clever investments, Firms paid to lock folks up till they're old and wizen. They don't call these red states "Red States" for nothing. Communist China must be very proud While Communist Russia is asking itself "Where were our Ryans and ALECs to screw our crowd?"
Bob Carlson 6/4/11 To 'Shaping State Laws With Little Scrutiny' To 'Prison Economics Help Drive Ariz. Immigration Law' To 'ALEC: Ghostwriter & Lobbyist for Red State Legislatures Verses' To 'ALEC: Links To Critiques & More Info' To 'South Dakota Moves To Legalize Killing Abortion Providers' To 'Orrin Hatch: Drug Test The Unemployed' To 'Creepy Orrin Hatch Verses' To 'Red State Nutjob Verses' |