Killing twenty here and there Just won't get it done. They'll need to furnish free hardware, In other words, a gun. And support the right to carry Just like the right to work, Taking time to help the unemployed With a little perk. Put a bounty on the head Of ev'ry kid they kill. They know that young survivors will, If they do, grow up supporting Each and ev'ry anti-Uzi bill. The toughest part for us will be To keep their top execs from knowing That as a result of these perks, Their memberships are slowing. The children that these perks will cost… Is there another way? Would socialites the generals tire of Perhaps appease the NRA?
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