"All Out War?"

(With the NRA)

Killing twenty here and there
Just won't get it done.
They'll need to furnish free hardware,
In other words, a gun.

And support the right to carry
Just like the right to work,
Taking time to help the unemployed
With a little perk.

Put a bounty on the head
Of ev'ry kid they kill.
They know that young survivors will,
If they do, grow up supporting
Each and ev'ry anti-Uzi bill.

The toughest part for us will be
To keep their top execs from knowing
That as a result of these perks,
Their memberships are slowing.

The children that these perks will cost…
Is there another way?
Would socialites the generals tire of
Perhaps appease the NRA?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/14/12

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