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One for you, Mom; two for Dad; Three for Auntie Em. All the rest? For whomever, 'Dese and 'Dose and 'Dem. Tell me where you plan to be On Christmas or whenever. I am tired of being told, "Never, never, never." Wayne says four or five should do it, Or fewer if they're forty-fives. "A forty-five will have more punch That smaller bores all lack. But's a lot more gun to handle Unless you're used to their kickback." He'll tell me where to buy on-line, Where widowers have shed their wives. But there's a question, will Obama Repeat his prayer for forty-fives?
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