Americans? Or What?
(What planet do Grover Norquist and his GOP hail from?)

Grover's GOP is getting specific
About what they'll demand for not shutting us down.
Are they Americans or part of al Qaeda?
Why would they threaten? Are they leaving town?

Is Grover Norquist from some other planet?
Doesn't he realize what a default would mean
To corporations and rich folks like himself?
Life without millions is a far different scene.

How'd Grover and his GOP get the idea
That they have the right to make these demands
As a condition for doing what they're hired for?
Will the Chinese forgive them if the market crash lands?

Grover's maintaining a very low profile
He has nightmares of becoming a cellmate of Jack's.
But he has absolutely zero misgivings
About Paul, Ryan and Cantor getting the axe.

He figures replacements are a dime a dozen.
Republican governors are excellent trainers.
But Grover has seriously miscalculated.
American voters are effective complainers.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
4/22/11

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