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Dear Members, You may have seen it on the TV Or even read it in the news. The NRA and Wayne LaP. have got the blues. Some of you have gone too far, Or are planning to. We're addressing this to those of you Still in the planning stage. For those still loading at the bar. It's too late to turn the page For those who've gone ahead And are deceased. But for all the rest, who aren't yet dead, It's time these murder/suicides Ceased! Consider this an order, A fatwa if you must, Or we'll let the Congress take your gun. Some have crossed the border- Line beyond what Wayne considers just, And seem to have been having too much fun. Signed, Your Shaky-Powers-That-Be.
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