"Another Snowjob"

(From Eric Cantor)

We need more precipitation?
Like more Cantor double-talk?
One humongous blizzard's not enough?
Ditto Cantor's dissertation,
A new snowjob for Cantor's flock:
"Tell those ladies, just hang tough."

Will Cantor be of much assistance?
About as much as this last snow.
He recommends passive resistance,
"So, they've a tougher row to hoe."

Despite claims that he "loves the ladies,"
Something shady's going on.
How many ladies in their eighties
Were never ever put upon?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/11/13

To 'Eric Cantor: I 'Care Very Deeply About Women''
To 'Shame On You, Eric Cantor!'
To 'More Irresponsible Eric Cantor in Rhymed Verse'
To 'More Republican Puppets in Rhymed Verse'