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Arlen Specter: Boy Scout Antithesis Arlen deciphers the Boy Scout Law "Have you ever seen a Senator know when to shut his yap, Or when he shouldn't label Boy Scout Law a load of crap? "Loyal I will never be; few in the Senate are Without a little something extra for the cookie jar. "Take a look at what I've done, at what I've voted for: Anything it takes to keep me on the Senate floor. "Trustworhy? Most don't think so. Have I ever told the truth? Ev'ry utterance I make concerns the voting booth. "Helpful to somebody else? And been so willingly? Only if I'm first convinced there's more in it for me. "Friendly, Courteous and Kind? It usually depends On what the lady indicates the evening portends. "Obedient? Well not so much, unless McConnell wants To stick it to Obama and his idiot savants "Before they finish bailing out Ken Lewis' BofA Knowing Blankfein's Goldman Sachs can't wait for a replay. "I'm Thrifty when it comes to voting down Obama's budget. Why can't he be like Bushie and just let the Congress fudge it? "I'm Cheerful at the prospect of the perks that Harry swore I'd get for being Brave enough to show that I'm a whore "By making a Clean break with a party that claims God Approved of Bushie 'Reverenting' The Marquis de Sade."
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