As Dumb As They Come
(Wall Street, GOP politicians, and Canada's petroleum lackeys)

No Child Left Behind was too little, too late
For Wall Street traders caught owning their own CDOs.
When the sub-prime bond market went to hell in a basket,
Howie Hubler and Bear Stearns all paid through the nose.

For GOP politicians cutting taxes for themselves and the rich
While fighting Obamacare for the elderly, poor, and the middleclass,
On the wrong side of the argument denying man-made climate change,
Yet baffled and surprised when the public starts kicking their ass.

For Stevie Harper and his petrostate lackeys
Exhausting Canadian reserves of natural gas
In pursuit of what appeared limitless to them,
The profits Alberta's tar sands and bitumen would let them amass.

George W. Bush was not particularly bright,
But compared to these others, Bushie was Einstein.
Starting unwinnable wars, testing the next generation of kids,
Then retiring to listen to his successors whine.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/13/13

To 'Explore Alberta. Canada's Rocky Mountain Playground
     - a carbon based energy power-house'

To 'These Pictures May Give You Nightmares About The Canada Oil Sands'
To 'More Canada, Rogue Petrostate in Rhymed Verse'
To 'Foreign Policy Labels Canada ‘A Rogue, Reckless Petrostate’'
To 'Anger Turns Toward Profit-Hungry 'Rail Empire''
To 'Lac-Mégantic families prepare for the worst'
To 'More KXL Pipeline in Rhymed Verse'
To 'That's a light coming in through a crack in the KXL pipeline'
To 'People In ‘Safe’ Areas Becoming Ill From Exxon’s Mayflower Oil Spill'
To 'House supporters of KXL received $56m from fossil fuel industry '
To 'Exposed: Canadian Oil and Gas Workers, Many Unions,
     Now Oppose Keystone XL Pipeline'

To 'State Department Inspector General Investigating
     Keystone XL Contractor ERM’s Conflicts of Interest'

To 'More Big Oil's Mafia in Rhymed Verse'
To 'More Bush League Bankers in Rhymed Verse'