Assassination Tonight?
To be sung by Bushie to the Frank Loesser tune
"Luck Be A Lady Tonight"
(…Let's keep the party polite.)

Assassination tonight?
We'll give those voters a fright –
A dirty rotten dumb gag
To re-elect some scumbag –
Anything to bolster the Right!

Assassination tonight?
Rove insists the timing be right –
Staged just before election
With no time for reflection –
Another stroke of brilliant insight.

Say what you will
About the bill –
So my "demise" is realistic
Mel Gibson makes me look sadistic –

Assassination tonight?
An NRA selected gunsight –
A clever ceremony
That few will know was phoney
Until they've re-elected the Right.

Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/15/06

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