Assassination Tonight? To be sung by Bushie to the Frank Loesser tune "Luck Be A Lady Tonight" (…Let's keep the party polite.) Assassination tonight? We'll give those voters a fright A dirty rotten dumb gag To re-elect some scumbag Anything to bolster the Right! Assassination tonight? Rove insists the timing be right Staged just before election With no time for reflection Another stroke of brilliant insight. Say what you will About the bill So my "demise" is realistic Mel Gibson makes me look sadistic Assassination tonight? An NRA selected gunsight A clever ceremony That few will know was phoney Until they've re-elected the Right.
Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser |