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Assessing Blankfein's Real Worth Goldman Sachs claims $42.9 million (presumably if intact) What's a Blankfein finger worth? Or perhaps an ear? Assembled? Over forty mil? That seems a trifle dear. So why not slice and dice a bit and sell off smaller pieces? A subject for analysis? For speculative theses? What's a CEO ear worth complete with wax and hair? Should it be offered sep'rately? Or fetch more as a pair? It's a big Wall Street dilemma: how to maximize their earnings, Knowing slicing-dicing would appease the public's yearnings. But will Jim Cramer fancy them? Will Sotheby's feel exluded? Depends on Moody's ratings and if a pickle jar's included.
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