Bachmann's Wishful Thinking
Michelle tells O'Reilly she's being stalked.

Is Bachmann misinformed or what?
What makes her think we'd watch her butt?
Sure it's bigger. Does that make it better?

To have to listen to her talk
Would spoil a voyeur's normal stalk.
What kind of stalking does her big butt get her?

We don't hear Michael Steele complain.
His must be big to feel no pain.
Lkie Michelle's, that's where his head most always is.

Do you think either realizes
That Republican butt sizes,
Accommodating heads inside, are bad for biz?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/10/09

To 'Republicans'
To 'I've Got Stalkers'