Please give pause while Dr. Oz
Elucidates his cause:
To help improve Monsanto's rating
From Moody's B to Triple A.
Is Dr. Oz that great a wizard,
Who is clever as a gizzard?
Makes tin feel like a lizard?
Makes a lion brave a blizzard?
Well, he might be well advizzed
Not to pretend it's his domain.
What happens when a baseball team
Changes leagues abruptly,
Like from B to Triple A?
A stadium that's wracked with pain…
So will Ozian humbuggery
Cloak Monsanto's drug skullduggery
And keep the nation fluctuating
From Hepatitis B to Triple A?
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/4/12
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