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Brush up your Arabic if you need assistance And your campaign financing's not up to the task. The U.S. Chamber of Commerce "fights for your business." If you can speak Arabic, all you need do is ask. The Chamber's main business was lobbying Congress, But thanks to Scalia they're now lobbying you And the public to buy mid-term elections Of candidates who'll do what "they" want them to. The problem is "they" includes sheiks from Bahrain. The Chamber's succumbed to the foreign elite. Soon Congress will start doing business in Arabic, Unless China ends up in the honeymoon suite. Tea Partiers tea's been imported from China, But The Chamber insists it must come from Bahrain. Tetley and Nestea were never an option. But forego China Jasmine? Are campaigns worth the pain?
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