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"Bankers, get off your high horses. Who needs costly middlemen? What's it take to be a banker? A suit and tie and bucks from Ben, or proof that one can count to ten? "In Sunday's op-ed I'll be writing how I'm more and more amused That bankers faced with bonus limits feel so terribly abused. "If you won't lend, how'll you make money? Why should a 'bank' like yours exist? Abandoning your banking function's a great way to not be missed. "No one borrows? Where's your profit? No more twenty-nine point nine? Hang it up, you greedy bankers. Your demands are out of line. "What makes you think that you're worth millions in outlandish 'cash rewards'? There are lots more worthwhile ventures we could put our money towards. "You'd rather see your banks go under if the Congress legislates How much of what Ben loans to you can be spent on Spitzer-gates."
Bob Carlson To 'Withington Verses' |