Batty Bachmann's "First Dude"
(Is Marcus Bachmann gay or homophobic like his wife?)

Is Batty Bachman as extreme as she seems?
Not when compared to her charming "First Dude"?
Marcus Bachmann refers to all gays as "barbarians."
As a man with five children could his vision be skewed?

It's hard not to imagine enough wasn't enough.
Did she try contraceptives or cut Marcus off?
Is this the reaction to Michele's rejection
Of an over-sexed, over-insistent dummkopf?

Has she inadvertently made her "Dude" gay?
Could Marcus Bachmann be afraid to come out?
But if Anthony Weiner introduced him to TWITTER,
"The Dude" might forget about looking devout.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
6/16/11

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