Batty Bachmann's Homophobia
(Who'll be the first dirty trickster to take advantage?)

Why do Evangelical Christians such as Bachmann
Fear being "converted" by Evangelical Gays?
Try to discuss same sex marriage with her
And she loses the cool she usually displays.

She'll stop the discussion and run for cover.
Homophobia takes over. It's how she was taught.
Evangelical Lesbians are to be feared unlike Christians
Who can't understand that they aren't what they're not.

Most gays and lesbians aren't missionaries.
They weren't "born again" to be something they weren't.
So why does Michele panic and scream for the police?
They don't proselytize as she mistakenly learnt.

Nor are they claiming we all need to be gay
Just so we can say that we're God's chosen few,
Authorized to announce who's wrong and who's right,
And what everyone else should be required to do.

But good luck to Michele until Howard Stern's goons
Disrupt her campaign shouting out that they're gay.
How long will it be then until Tim Pawlenty
Starts using this ploy to make her go away?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
6/18/11

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