Beam Scotty Up, Koch Boys
(He's one of those Koch products that we're not buying)

Is your politician a Koch Boys Politician?
They claim you're blessed when you know you've been cursed?
You know that Koch billions are still pulling his strings,
So what can we do to get those strings reversed?

Beam Scotty up, Koch Boys; we've all seen enough!
The damn fool's still claiming he's a mathematician.
We the people know better. We won't buy Brawny Towels
Or your Stainmaster Carpets. Scott's a Koch politician.

As more constituents take to the streets
And start to protest your Koch Tea Party cuts,
You Kochs won't be able to control the agenda
And will have to stop hiding behind ifs, ands and buts

If Obama decides that he too's had enough,
And Potty-mouth Palin decides she will run,
But that thing on Trump's head gets his ego itching,
Will anyone but Comedy Central have fun?

Will Qaddafi, Jr. be a free man by then
With head still attached and most body parts?
Or will he be a eunuch in some Saudi harem,
Or with Scott in the Kochs' private club shooting darts?

But will they laugh as Boehner retries for a quorum
And a few minutes here and there tending his tan,
While the Republican Players most proudly present
Lindsey Graham as he impersonates Peter Pan?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
2/23/11

To 'The Koch brothers as Wisconsin puppet masters'
To 'Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker: Funded by the Koch Bros.'
To 'The Koch Brothers' End Game in Wisconsin'
To 'Walker Bill Likely Handing State Assets
       To Walker-Supporter Koch Industries'

To 'Scott Walker-Koch'
To 'Koch Boy Political Pawns'
To 'Secret Koch Boy Conspiracies'
To 'Koch Boys Pollute'



2/23/11