Sure,
Bibi wants "peace"
a big piece of Jerusalem
And as much of the West Bank as we'll let him get.
With his nuclear arsenal and
our Congress beholden,
He's real big in real estate and apartments to let.
We subsidize cheese; why not
Israeli squatters?
God's "chosen" people should be living rent free
Until the
Egyptians and Persians attack
And Bibi's unable to part the Red Sea.
But so far his crusade has been horribly hampered.
He's badly outnumbered and
Shelley's irate.
She complains Palestinians do too much multiplying,
Yet though married again she won't procreate.
Authoring key bills was never her thing.
She lets others do it, then demands to know why
There is no provision for attacking the Persians…
Rumors persist she moonlights as a spy.
But are
one thousand homes beyond the green line a buy?
With the Jewish birthrate they're prob'ly too many,
In which case entrepreneurial Bibi
Will see if the Persian invaders want any.
How soon can Mahmoud Ahmadinejad strike
And put an end to
Bibi's ambitions?
Nuclear missiles in Beirut ought to do it…
Say farewell to Bibi and
our joint acquisitions!
Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
11/12/10
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