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Big Brother's Taking Control (And then some, if they don't go to prison first) The Kochs went ballistic with the mid-term elections. They budgeted millions to buy up the Congress – At least the conservative side of the aisle – Then tackled Wisconsin. Why's anyone's guess. But watch how Big Brother, that's the Koch Boys, decides Who can have healthcare as well as who can't, Who must breathe freely all the air they're polluting, And who gets to own each Wisconsin power plant. Their control of the country will become less controversial. Count the days till they own all NFL personnel So they're interchangeable with their Koch politicians, Who catch what they're thrown or really catch Hell? If they want paper towels they have to buy Brawny And let Stainmaster carpets obscure their wood floors. But controlling the birthrate will mean bigger Koch agencies, Not something ev'ry Rand Paul disciple adores. First year Republicans will be forced to have babies. Those who're retiring will donate their sperm. Only the Koch Boys will decide who gets pregnant And despite complications will carry full-term. But as David and Scott have been quoted as saying: "MSNBC bastards" are still giving them grief. But if they could win over "that Mika Brzezinski", Morning Joe might make do as Commander in Chief.
Bob Carlson 2/24/11 To 'Koch Whore' To 'Who’s Afraid of the Brothers Koch?' To 'The Koch brothers as Wisconsin puppet masters' To 'Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker: Funded by the Koch Bros.' To 'The Koch Brothers' End Game in Wisconsin' To 'Walker Bill Likely Handing State Assets To Walker-Supporter Koch Industries' To 'Secret Koch Boy Conspiracies' To 'Koch Boy Political Pawns' To 'Scott Walker-Koch' To 'Politicians for Sale' |