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Bigger government's needed to monitor pregnancies, Wyoming's Representative Bechtel presiding. He wants to mandate more full-term observers To make sure the Federal Government is deciding Whose sex life's for fun and not procreating So the next generation will get the right genes. Who'd mind a Fed looking over her shoulder To make sure that safe sex begins in her teens? His next bill's about posting ultrasound videos Of each fetus on YouTube every few weeks. Is Bechtel just one of a fast growing number Who know what the typical YouTube viewer seeks? But will small government Tea devotees Object to increasing the Federal budget Just to satisfy Bechtel's YouTube fixation? Will Boehner's Republicans dare to begrudge it?
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