Bipartisan Stimulation John Boehner needs lots of help Where was the transparency that Bushie showed we need? Four hundred pages plus was way too much for John to read. It smacks of being Rovian to trick John and his dupes. Their vote against the power grid's a Boehner-Brownie-Bushie Oops, Heralding two years of 'No' until John Boehner's gone If, like most Republicans, he never catches on. All bills should be vetoed that are longer than one page, So more legislation's read by geezers past retirement age, And those in the minority intending to vote 'No' All because John Boehner tells them that's the way to go. The reason they make bills this long is to eliminate Any risk that it gets read or might stimulate Those internet investigators who so often learn Of boondoggles in the bill that merit our concern. And yet it seems the dummies who are vetoing this bill Must come from South Miami, not from where a chill can kill. They're not the ones who wrote it and hoped this long a bill Would pass without amendments writ by those who knew the drill, Amendments carefully designed to thoroughly negate Free condoms, not just abstinence, to help Red States depopulate.
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