Bipartisan Stimulation
John Boehner needs lots of help

Where was the transparency
    that Bushie showed we need?
Four hundred pages plus
    was way too much for John to read.

It smacks of being Rovian
    to trick John and his dupes.
Their vote against the power grid's
    a Boehner-Brownie-Bushie Oops,

Heralding two years of 'No'
    until John Boehner's gone
If, like most Republicans,
    he never catches on.

All bills should be vetoed
    that are longer than one page,
So more legislation's read
    by geezers past retirement age,

And those in the minority
    intending to vote 'No'
All because John Boehner tells them
    that's the way to go.

The reason they make bills this long
    is to eliminate
Any risk that it gets read
    or might stimulate

Those internet investigators
    who so often learn
Of boondoggles in the bill
    that merit our concern.

And yet it seems the dummies
    who are vetoing this bill
Must come from South Miami,
    not from where a chill can kill.

They're not the ones who wrote it
    and hoped this long a bill
Would pass without amendments writ
    by those who knew the drill,

Amendments carefully designed
    to thoroughly negate
Free condoms, not just abstinence,
    to help Red States depopulate.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/30/09

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