Birtherism's Donnybrook
(Why choose a loser like Donny?)

Birtherism's Donnybrook has some pundits puzzled.
Is it certificates or more births that The Donny wants?
If it's the latter, he's found two ways to approach it:
Pro-Fetus with Coburn or John Edwards' response.

Some say that The Donny's too old for the latter:
"Do it yourself so you set an example…"
Well, that's what he's done. But three wives and five children
Exposed to his genes is certainly ample.

For age has apparently caught up with Donny.
Has he found it much harder to sow his own oats
And decided he can't populate the world with himself?
But can he wait until Coburn has grown him the votes?

Still he has switched to what most see as the dark side.
Population control is out, as are women's rights.
Will the gambler who lost, though he owned the casinos,
Admit having lost two out of three pillow fights?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
4/11/11

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       for population control policies'

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4/11/11