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Blankfein Thanks His Boys And Goldman's credit default derivatives Bingo, fellow croupiers; we've conned those bums again. We lost two key competitors but only Bernie's in the pen. And so far only Jamie Dimon seems ro have a clue 'Bout how our machinations work, so let's review a few: Derivatives are such great cons for all we need's a buyer, A Kudlow sucker who's convinced that what we sell goes higher, When all we're offering for sale's a little piece of paper Insuring someone's IOU who's party to the caper, But whose name has been removed for "confidentiality." Then so that Goldman's not accused of criminality, We store all records of each sale on our official Kindle So Amazon can wipe them off if Tim suspects a swindle. Microsoft may have old Bing, but old Ben's in our pocket. The first time Arnold IOU'd Ben OK'd us to hawk it.
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