Blankfein Lloyd annouces he's back in business "They say you're anti-Semite and hate me as a Jew, How can you when I've done so many other lovely things for you? "Like selling something overpriced to you, then selling short. Is what we did illegal? They'll laugh you out of court. "You think that our 'flash' orders are front-running every trade? Why the hell are superfast computers still being made? "And don't get big ideas about 'borrowing' our code. We've a team of shyster lawyers that protects our Mother Lode. "The Fed is in our pocket and the SEC as well. We've a balance sheet of junk bonds that we intend to sell "To greedy institutions and hungry pension funds. We've combined some Triple A's with crap they've always shunned. "We're calling them 'Re-Remics'. No one else knows what they're worth. Certainly not Moodys who's never present at their birth. "And, sure, they're second cousins to the swaps we sold, then shorted, That devasted Wall Street, that regulators should have thwarted. "But, to our delight they didn't, and so guess who's starting over? As long as Moody's rates them, As long as housing prices hold, Afghanistan is peaceful And health care costs controlled You'll find my millionaires all rolling in 'Re-Remic' clover."
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