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Blankfein Warns His Bonus Babies Flashy is out at Goldman Sachs, this year "The problem with our bonuses has been how some were spent. Bernanke's still unhappy with where lots of his bucks went. "Like Jessie in accounting bought the White Sox for her Ma And the Erie Lackawanna as a plaything for her pa. "This year's got to be diff'rent; we can't be seen as foolish. Those Michael Jackson pyramids that Jessie's planned are ghoulish. "And Dennis in Debentures will drop his Erin Burnett bid. A win could boost his ego but also devastate his id. He never knew the asking price; only Mark Haines does, And apparently Mark's waiting till it's lower than it was. "But Billy in the stockroom will be buying Geithner out. A measly million bucks or two? Tim's house is Bill's without a doubt. "If Billy wants a mortgage, Gladys in the steno pool Says she's a few mil set aside and thinks mortgage lending's cool. "It's our traders I am worried on. They're trying to save face. But is a hotel on Atlantic worth three houses on Park Place?"
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