Blue Cross vs. ADM High fructose corn syrup for the obese Why pay Archer Daniels Midland to help us add more weight To our buttocks and our bellies? No exercise? It's what we ate! They'll argue we've no self-control. Of course that isn't true, And Fruit Loops with their sweet'ners are an epicurean breakthrough So if you know a fatty bum-bum whose goal is diabetes, Have them supplement their Fruit Loops with some fructose flavored Wheaties. They'll be adding to the subsidies Congress pays to ADM, Until obesity's a fate even Blue Cross will condemn. When underwriting's done away with and most ev'ryone's insured, Even fatty bum-bums whom the giant ADM has lured To a sweetener addiction health insurers will deplore, They'll find we must be treated not rejected as before.
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