Blue Dog Democrats Controlling the toothpaste budget Blue Dog Democrats have plans to take a closer look At who receives the royalties from Colgate's Toothpaste Book, And who prescribes tube openings much larger than we need, Resulting in a way too big and costly toothpaste bead. "Toothpaste For Dummies" authors, at a recent Senate hearing, Revealed that savings could be had by Blue Dog engineering A smaller hole in toothpaste tubes to save all those who brush Enough to buy robotic denture substitutes for Rush.
Bob Carlson |