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Blues For Oklahoma Courtesy of. Red Nebraskans Red Nebraskans up in arms! Cries of "Traitor!" from the farms Descend upon the pawn whom Harry Helped write his "rogue" obituary. Nebraskans think they want to pay? Ben didn't see it quite that way. They hate the smell of what he's doing And view it as a royal screwing. They look Reid's gift horse in the mouth And scoff at Jim's demented South Where DeMint's afraid they'll Unionize. But swears he won't apologize If al Qaeda's undie bombers Make work for unemployed embalmers. That's if they find sufficient pieces Of Jim's frequent flying nieces. DeMint's what undie bombers need Along with CIA help to succeed. But Blue Ben's problem's Reid's fine print, And not spook secrets, or DeMint, Or helping Harry lay the blame When Ben's returned from whence he came. How long can Harry spin Blue Ben? Two years past two thousand ten? Blue Northers and Blue Ben's aroma They'd sooner see in Oklahoma.
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