Boehner's Boners
Reading 101?

Cable news shows Boehner bitching.
    Says he can't read bills that fast.
How long since his first attempt
    to keep that bill from being passed?

But Boehner botched his own theatrics.
    The flourished bill was dropped kerplunk.
Hillarious! Ask TV watchers.
    It must have weighed more than he thunk.

Though reading's never John's intention
    and he loves to vote against it,
It might have helped his comprehension
    if The Digest had condensed it.

You think Boehner can't remember,
    if it's something that he's read?
Or did he do what John McCain did,
    get in over his fat head?

While it's clearly been established
    Boehner is a rotten reader,
Intern scuttlebutt has hinted
    Johnny's more a bottom needer.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/14/09

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