"Boehner, Can You Find A Dime?"

(His Congressional Follies)

Thought he ruled the Congress,
Made it run,
Made it run with that slime.
Now he's got to 'fess up to their fiscal mess,
Now he's done.
Boehner, have you got the time?

How he loved the power
From day one,
Making like the Speaker's life's sublime.
Thought he had the nation
Under the gun.
Boehner, how'd you make the time?

Gee did he look snazzy
Crossing the green,
Golf shoes covered with mud.
Must have used up all of his pizazzy.
Typical for Congressmen,
They can't come clean.
Why wasn't Boehner nipped in the bud?

So what if he's frustrated,
No holes in one,
While he's led a life of crime
Now he'll have to give up
Too much fun,
Cut and run…
Boehner, you've run out of time.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/14/12