Grover Norquist insists that John Boehner grovel And never raise taxes. That's the pledge Boehner signed. So did all Grover's Congressional puppets Who are hoping and praying that voters won't mind. They all swore to back Grover, whom Abamoff used To cleverly launder the money he made. While Abramoff ended up going to prison Grover groveled but somehow he got to persuade Right wing politicians that not signing his pledge Would upset the wealthy and bother big oil, And cost them big time in campaign contributions. But few realized they'd end up legally loyal. Now Grover can sue Boehner, McConnell et al. If Grover discovers that Boehner's unable To force an economic, castastrophic default By keeping all future tax hikes off the table. Prisons will close. Abramoff will go free. Indian tribes will again have a voice. But with Jack determined that their numbers increase Don't expect Grover to let tribes be pro-choice.
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