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BP Sells Its Naming Rights Welcome to Deepwater Graham-Shelby Determined still to make a buck – like Goldman they are masters – BP will sell the naming rights to all of its oil rig disasters. Those named need not have been involved with any of their worst. Why not name some for Lindsey Graham whose one-track mind is cursed? Two trains of thought in the same month? That's not how Lindsey's brain's designed. Confuse the man with climate change when immigration's close behind? Or how 'bout Shameless Shelby's Shtick? His price manipulators Face monkey-see-so-monkey-do, short-selling imitators. Thank goodness U.S. MMS has BP's welfare well in hand. Like The Fed and SEC, there's little they don't understand. So when leaks last four hours or more, names face Big Pharma competitions. "Cialis" vs. "Graham-Shelby"? Of course, sell short the politicians. ************************************ How many incumbents are we going to miss Whose "Drill, Baby, Drill" has resulted in this?
Bob Carlson To 'Naked Short Selling' To 'For BP, a History of Spills and Safety Lapses' To 'Stock plunge raises alarm on algo trading' To 'U.S Minerals Management Service Lack of Oversight' To 'Federal regulators haven't kept up with oil drilling expansion' To 'Origin of Wall Street’s Plunge Continues to Elude Officials ' |