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Bungee Jumping Insurance Ensuring future bailouts For bungee jumpers bungee jumping's big kicks magnified Until their final jump when they find their cord has been untied. So Anthem Blue Cross has to love what Harry Reid is doing, Giving them what now appears to be a royal screwing. If private health insurance can be made obligatory, With bungee jumping coverage for Bush Sr. mandatory, The nation's bungee jumpers all can rest assured That they, too, will be covered while their insurer's skewered. Who cares if their cord's too long and suddenly kersplat? They won't have to hear Blue Cross say, "We're not paying; you're too fat..." And Anthem Blue Cross CPAs won't have to thin their ranks Of sickly members worrying, "What if another Blue Cross tanks?" With healthy jumper numbers down they'll stay in their downward spiral And qualify for big bailouts, for, as with A.I.G., it's viral.
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