Bushie's Clean Coal Ash
Bushie touts the TVA Tenessee coal ash spill

"So you thought our response to Katrina
    was a measure of our disregard?
Wait till we dump sev'ral tons of coal ash
    into yours or your neighbor's backyard.

"It's what's left of clean coal after we've burned it,
    what tree huggers might call residue.
But, not to worry, there's so many uses.
    One's sure to be perfect for you.

"A foot or more thick does a number on crabgrass;
    you'll never be bothered again,
While mixed half and half you'll find that you need
    half as much feed for your hen.

"For five bucks a load we'll haul it away
    and stash what you don't want in Fort Knox
To replace gold we spent on Shia Iraqis
    and neocon Israeli hawks."

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/29/08

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