Busting Bank of America
Betting against Lewis, Thain and E. Stanley O'Neal

In some cultures they'd be guillotined
    or roasted on a spit.
Nixon would have told his secretary,
    "Quick, Henry, the Flit."

Chairman Towns has asked Ken nicely
    on several occasions
To stop with the malarkey
    and continuous evasions.

The Cheney-Bush administration
    would not have been so couth
They'd have waterboarded Ken,
    fly fishing for the truth.

Attorney-client privilege
    when he's convinced he's drowning?
Egad, is that Dick Cheney
    with an automatic Browning?

Despite all Merrill Lynch's losses,
    who got the sweetest deal?
But can they pin their bonus mess
    on E.Stanley O'Neal?

How many years could Lewis, Thain
    and sweet E. Stanley get?
Wall Street's new derivatves
    will let any damn fool bet.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/21/09

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