But, Boehner, It's Cold Outside
Shut up! In this Congress the minority rules. With Brown on board, Republicans intend to pass a law That future Senate business must be conducted in the raw. And future filibusters will be sung in groups of three, Not only for the body warmth, but for the bonhomie. As usual the minority will be in full control With Senate rules encouraging the corporate bedroll. But because they've voted "NO" and haven't paid the bill, They're lacking carbon default swaps, and bound to feel the chill. Still they brag there's little risk of someone catching cold, Unless an errant Blue Dog is claiming he's too old To be a Cosmo centerfold and looks best with something on. But you wanna bet that Boehner won't denounce that as a con?
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