But, Boehner, It's Cold Outside
Shut up! In this Congress the minority rules.

With Brown on board, Republicans
    intend to pass a law
That future Senate business
    must be conducted in the raw.

And future filibusters will
    be sung in groups of three,
Not only for the body warmth,
    but for the bonhomie.

As usual the minority
    will be in full control
With Senate rules encouraging
    the corporate bedroll.

But because they've voted "NO"
    and haven't paid the bill,
They're lacking carbon default swaps,
    and bound to feel the chill.

Still they brag there's little risk
    of someone catching cold,
Unless an errant Blue Dog
    is claiming he's too old

To be a Cosmo centerfold
    and looks best with something on.
But you wanna bet that Boehner
    won't denounce that as a con?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/9/10

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