Obama's Gulf War –
'Calamity' Cheney
Cheney addresses the BP Environmental Catastrophe

"What does your Grampa Cheney want?
    More deregulation!
Who needs rules to drill offshore?
    Screw that conservation!

"Why not allow BP to drill
    without excessive safeguards?
My secret meetings with execs –
    they got the whole nine yards.

"Acoustic switches? Phooey!
    Rely on Halliburton!
For a very tidy sum
    we'll keep that oil from spurtin'!

"Why worry if a drop or two
    begins to reach the coast?
So what if fisheries and tourist traps
    suddenly are toast?

"It's more important for us guys
    to make a handsome buck.
If something ever does go wrong?
    'Equipment failure' and bum luck!"

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How many incumbents are we going to miss
Whose "Drill, Baby, Drill" has resulted in this?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/3/10

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