Can't MRI Manhattan? But Doctor Mary Ruth Incorporated tries She's no ordinary doctor. Do any still exist? She won't treat kids for measles, Only ailments that persist, Ripe for years of costly treatments In her MRI machines. Mary Ruth Inc. doesn't do Preventative vaccines. Shots once a year in John Doe's bum Don't help her bottom line. As much as weekly MRIs Make Viagra sperm benign. For the guy she's radiating, Not his wife who's home with four, MRI vasectomy Machine time is a bore. Except those weeks the power fails And Mary Ruth Inc.'s chores begin: Can't MRI Manhattan? Preach self-discipline. Pro-lifers pray for power loss Yet curse abortions for the rich. While Blue Dogs waste time yapping Without big litters bitches bitch. Bob Carlson with a nod of thanks to Leonard Cohen www.politicalboondoggles.com 8/18/09 To 'Blue Dog Democrats' To 'Doctors' To 'Doctors and the Cost of Care' |