Canada Exports Desertification
(To Inhofe's Oklahoma

Who doesn't dislike Senator Inhofe?
Is he, perhaps, number one on Canada's list.
He's against almost everything liberals treasure,
Like clear water for farming if you get the gist.

Canadians have planned a dust bowl for Oklahoma
Desertification is not that far off.
By quitting the UN discussion about it
They're putting the screws to Inhofe, the dummkopf,

Who claims that climate change wouldn't dare happen
As long as he, Inhofe, stays in close touch with God.
Isn't it time for the old geezer to wake up?
Oklahoma is pretty much dried out already. That isn't odd?

Oklahoma has never been especially wet,
But now it's becoming especially dry.
He'll find bottled water a little too costly,
But with federal subsidies I'm sure that he'll try.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/16/13

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