Capitalizing On Osama's Disposal?
(Norquist, Trump and LePage get their signals crossed)

We hear Grover Norquist bestowed his approval
On McConnell and Boehner to give their congrats
On Osama's disposal so Donny could market
His souvenir, trademarked, Made in China cravats.

Trump had been planning an Osama-Trump mosque
Where memorial Osama-Trump ties could be had.
But they won't tell Trump where in the sea he was put,
Which is driving this tie salesman stark raving mad.

Now how can The Donny convince the Cousteaus
That millions will spend millions to go deep sea diving
If a super tie salesman like Trump were to tell them
Osama is down there with the fishies and thriving?

Yet Grover's approval was bestowed unbeknownst
To Governor LePage whose child labor has sewn
Zillions of ties showing Trump's mosque on dry land.
He'd have undercut China, if only he'd known.

Getting the word out has been Grover's problem.
Far too few are aware how much Grover controls
Yet LePage is now stuck with zillions of Trump ties,
And who knows what Grover's cost Trump in the polls?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
5/2/11

To 'Osama bin Laden buried at sea
       after being killed by U.S. forces in Pakistan'

To 'Congressional Puppeteer Grover Norquist'
To 'Donald Trump ties made in China '
To 'The Donny Dope'
To 'The War On Child Labor Laws:
       Maine Republicans Want Longer Hours, Lower Pay For Kids'

To 'Child Slave Labor Still Exists in America Today'
To 'LePage's Child Labor' Verse'
To 'Red State Nutjobs'
To 'Help overstate Trump's poll numbers. Vote for him here'



5/2/11